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Fanfic: Because

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Word Count: 1,552
Rating: G
Summary: The rock changes. 

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about tumblr.

I tried to like it, I really did.
But I hate this site. Nothing against the users, but I do not like the website.
So, it looks like my art’ll be staying on deviantart, guys. I’ll just use tumblr for nsfw stuff, and even that will be uploaded on DA with censors, and links to tumblr.
I still hate the way DA is run.
In fact, the whole website is a big joke. But it’s the only place that’ll have me.


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highthorn:

triggeringbiggering:

askthethneedguy:

((Finished version! Hope it’s alright! :D Thanks for your support guys!))

Amazing, outstanding work.

This is EXACTLY how I imagined it to be! To a T!

AAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THIS YOU ARE A PERFECT HUMAN BEAN


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I think Dr. Seuss would approve.

(Source: chotpot)


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Commission. WS is cool. Zoom

Commission. WS is cool.


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unsettling-presence: boltong: verticalvest: omg asdfghjlk The hotel setting fucking makes it. LMFAO Via (///_o) Zoom

unsettling-presence:

boltong:

verticalvest:

omg

asdfghjlk

The hotel setting fucking makes it. LMFAO


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The generic anime girl represents the Once-ler fandom/fangirls. *smile*

The generic anime girl represents the Once-ler fandom/fangirls. *smile*


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catussnake asked: Been doing a lot of REBLOGGING, have we?

oh, fuck off lmao

I’m ashamed. I’m doing more original content right now~


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greatest love story ever told
  • OK
  • so there's the once-ler
  • leavin' home to make his fortune
  • tryin to be a success so his family will finally like him
  • he finds what he's lookin for, chops down a tree
  • BAM
  • forest guardian is summoned
  • forest guardian is visibly upset over just *one* tree being cut down
  • so upset in fact
  • he holds a freakin funeral for it
  • that is how much this motherfucker cares
  • then he sees something!
  • an intruder!
  • who is this motherfucker cutting down my trees!
  • get the fuck out!
  • once-ler is not impressed
  • so lorax tries to forcibly get rid of him
  • this does not end well (he almost drowns durrr)
  • lorax freaks out
  • oh shit i've killed this guy!
  • quick, mouth to mouth!
  • oh, that didn't work
  • ok, bears then
  • oh good, he's alive
  • once-ler is very impressed
  • you saved me you motherfucker cmere you i love you!~
  • oh actually i put you in the river
  • you fucking what?
  • you're chopping down trees you moron
  • ok ok
  • i promise i will never chop another tree
  • because this obviously means a lot to you
  • and even tho there's no reason for me to make any promises to you or care about you i do
  • ok next day
  • WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED
  • you looked so cozy heheheh and i'm keeping an eye on you so there's that
  • wtf man?
  • get out of my house all of you
  • but nope, he gives in and lets them stay
  • ok let's go sell a thneed!
  • nope, tomatoes
  • ok let's try again!
  • nope, more tomatoes
  • ok, let's go talk to the lorax
  • why so glum, once-ler?
  • i couldn't sell my thneed, lorax
  • aw, hey, you gave it your best shot
  • wait why am I saying that, you chopped down a tree for that thneed
  • maybe i like you a lot more than i let on
  • and i really don't want you to be upset
  • ok, pancakes for all!
  • even tho you invaded me house
  • i will cook you all pancakes
  • why am i not kicking you out
  • oh shit people!
  • oh man money!
  • i'm going to cling to you btw
  • then i'm going to realize i'm clinging to you
  • AND CONTINUE TO DO SO AFTERWARDS
  • anyway, we're in business, baby!
  • let's call my family up
  • oh my family is here
  • family, this is my friend the lorax
  • i said friend
  • i consider him my friend
  • wait didn't i hate him a day ago?
  • damn
  • i work fast
  • aquaintance, beanpole
  • RIGHT, good aquaintance
  • oh shit the lorax and my family hate each other!
  • wat do
  • well we'll make do because i want them both to be around
  • what
  • chop down trees, you say?
  • but I couldn't!
  • oh...well yeah, you are my mum who never loved me, and now you're saying you'll love me if i do
  • so okay, a few trees
  • the lorax freaks out
  • beanpole what are you doing!
  • nope not gonna talk to you, i feel too guilty
  • but i'll talk to myself
  • and convince myself i am not bad
  • "you're better than this!" lorax clearly believes once-ler is a good person
  • oh shit
  • look what he's done
  • he's killed so many trees. he's starved animals. he's polluted the earth
  • what does the lorax do?
  • shun him? kick his ass?
  • nope
  • he tries to have a heart-to-heart with him
  • wtf, right? cmon lorax what are you thinking
  • " you happy? fill that hole inside you yet?"
  • yeah, he knows the once-ler is a broken guy
  • and he's more concerned about that than anything else
  • even his trees which he LOVES DEARLY
  • once-ler rejects what he is saying
  • last tree falls
  • lorax finally leaves. but he leaves a message. "unless"
  • tears fill once-ler's eyes (if you watch in high-def an look closely)
  • what has he done?
  • everyone is gone
  • lorax is gone
  • it's all his fault
  • so now, so many years later, he's going to make amends
  • the seed is planted
  • the trees begin to grow
  • the once-ler takes care of them, like he knows the lorax would
  • wait
  • what
  • LORAX!
  • IT'S YOU!
  • you're back
  • but why?
  • i've done good?
  • no, I was a terrible person
  • but you came back anyway
  • because even back after the last tree fell
  • you left that "unless"
  • because you STILL believed i could change
  • i could fix what i had done
  • and i believed in you. otherwise, why would i keep that seed?
  • i believed you would come back
  • now let's hug
  • DAMN that is the best love story ever told

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c-c-chuck:

fivebrights:

In Which the Once-ler Fandom on Tumblr Creates a Phenomenal FST and It’s Broadcast on Live Radio - PART 1 of 3


“What’s this all about? Original post is HERE”

Special thanks to Once-ler fans/Once-luts joukai, happydancerhapsody, and snapaley for contributing the songs to this first set. Pffft my fangirling is so obvious during my hosting. six years of radio experience? what’s that? oh and snerk trying to explain a Tumblr fandom to the outside world

Part 1 of the broadcast is also available to stream HERE (in a separate, non-Tumblr window).


The original post for this had nearly 80 notes, so please share/reblog so word gets around to the rest of the fandom, esp. the many other Once-ler fans that helped make this broadcast possible. :)

Part 2 is up tomorrow, with nods to once-ler-is-my-waifu, onciebutts, thats-so-quail-meat, pepper-stepper, fandom-calling, frogsaremyfriends, unpeaked, an honorary mention of ask-swag-onceler, and others~

that’s actually pretty cool omg

well DAMN why wasn’t I informed of this

Via ● Mogu mogu mogu ●

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highthorn: trainedhofessional: i’ve seen some onceler/onceler stuff but not 2012oncler and 1972/bookonceler going at it so i decided to change that Just drooling, don’t mind me. Via Thorny, handle with care. Zoom

highthorn:

trainedhofessional:

i’ve seen some onceler/onceler stuff but not 2012oncler and 1972/bookonceler going at it so i decided to change that

Just drooling, don’t mind me.


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highthorn: professorpemzini: Kinda my interpretation of The Once-ler’s self-induced solitary confinement. I bet that dude went totally cray being stuck up in that tower for Seuss knows how many years. Anyways, cray Ol’Oncie. :3 Drawing by me, ProfessorPemzini yo! SCREAMING BECAUSE PERFECTION Via Thorny, handle with care. Zoom

highthorn:

professorpemzini:

Kinda my interpretation of The Once-ler’s self-induced solitary confinement. I bet that dude went totally cray being stuck up in that tower for Seuss knows how many years.

Anyways, cray Ol’Oncie. :3

Drawing by me, ProfessorPemzini yo!

SCREAMING BECAUSE PERFECTION


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highthorn: squamosal: oop i said no oncest, but what’s this?inspired by this also for my bro of bros <3<> (NSFW) I am so glad this pairing exists. holy shit, this is….1970’s Once-ler x 2012 Once-ler? now THAT’S a oncest I can live with! Via Thorny, handle with care. Zoom

highthorn:

squamosal:

oop i said no oncest, but what’s this?
inspired by this

also for my bro of bros <3<>

(NSFW)

I am so glad this pairing exists.

holy shit, this is….1970’s Once-ler x 2012 Once-ler?

now THAT’S a oncest I can live with!


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highthorn:

zombie-auracolypse:

ride6:

oncelered:

wholockian-trekkie:

hannah-ler:

oncelerinalifetimeopportunity:

UPDATED! — WIP Traveling Madness animation — UPDATED! almost another 20 seconds whoa that is so much

The fucking elbows.

Ahhh its beautiful!!!

This is kind of perfect, especially when he plays the guitar with his nose. 
Ah dskjfaksdja! I just can’t, all the awards for you! 

God the part with the elbows and the face…

I just. All my feels.

SHAMELESSLY REBLOGS THIS BECAUSE I LOVE THE SONG

AHAHA, I can’t wait for more! 8D


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highthorn: douche-ler: a compelling argument for the once-ler’s possible homosexuality i found on tvtropes Either way… HEY!  I LOVE THIS GUY! I just love that he’s camp at all. Via Thorny, handle with care. Zoom

highthorn:

douche-ler:

a compelling argument for the once-ler’s possible homosexuality i found on tvtropes

Either way… HEY!  I LOVE THIS GUY!

I just love that he’s camp at all.

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